Baffeled #2

More things that baffle me...

Why is the word "Internet" need to be capitalized when I spell check?

Why doesn't bloggers blog roll stay current? It seems to be getting stuck alot lately.

I am guessing that since I "joined" a church to have the kids Baptised we should probably attend mass, at least until the baptism is over? Or not.

Why do I get a plague of bugs every year? First, the spiders (shudder) then the rollie pollies (pill bugs) then the million legger wormy things (gah, shudder!!) now it's black crickets. Not even just a few. Each year it's something different, and its like a HUGE nest is born in the front of my house each fall... bizarre...

Why are they closing my Starbucks? Why? Why does Joliet get 2 and the one in the bookstore too?

Why don't political candidate take there 4 million dollars raised in Chicago alone for there campaign and do something good with it. Like build houses in Texas, New Orleans, clean up some of this mess. Keep our parks open? No. Instead lets have some bullshit commercials they paid out the ass for... I.don't.want.to.see.your.comercials. I know who I am voting for. It should be easy for everyone. O.bam.a. Either way you chose to vote, I don't see the point in them wasting money on commercials. Spend it on the country your promising to take care of. Tards.

Why I am SO mentally tired of having this ring of fat around my waist but I JUST can not, for the life of me attempt to try, even try, would be a good start. I have to say, I did attempt to get up early to work out, I set my alarm and all. But I just laughed and went back to bed... its a start right?

Baffled.

It doesn't take much to baffle me. Not calling my self dumb, but some of the things in our everyday life, tend to confuse me. I have two examples...

1. Macaroni and cheese. Why as a kid did you HAVE to wait forever for the water to boil, add the noodles, then after what seems like forever (or at least a whole magazine later) you add the powder, butter and milk. AND god forbid you don't have the milk! Gasp! NOOOO! Until I figured out you just add more butter. Now the confusing part of the 25 minute Mac and Cheese meal, is that now you can nuke the noodles and water in 3 minutes and add powdered cheese, and wala! You have 22 more minutes then the original meal process. Um just curious why this didn't happen 20 years ago, when a 10 year old girl was starving to death and just wanted to go back and play, but was starting to shrivel up because Mac and cheese took FOREVER.
2. Moving on. Chicken Pot Pie. Jen and me have discussed this many times, WHY does one kind take 35 (more like 45 minutes in the oven. But now you can conveniently nuke up one in 2 minutes? I know it's not quite as yummy as the oven cooked one. But realistically I have a hungry toddler who wants dinner now. Not in 45 minutes (4 hours in toddler time) and a mommy with no patience for whiny toddlers!

That is all for now. I am sure I will come up with things that baffle me.

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