Saturday 16

Yeah! I made my own day of things to tell you... um, so I will do 16 things that only women understand...

1. The crucial difference between a good haircut, and a great one

2. The opportunity to wear your new outfit is a reason to go on living.

3. The heartbreak of stretch marks, varicose veins, cottage cheese, and fat knees.

4. Obsessing over your biological clock

5. Changing your mind 15 times in one hour

6. The unbeatable combo of girlfriends and a kitchen table

7. That fathers have some input in the baby-making process, but mothers do most of the real work

8. Why "Girls Night Out" is not on the list of optionals.

9. How to apply makeup in the rearview mirror

10. How to function brilliantly in an emergency

11. How to do 6 things at once -and do them well

12. Stuffed Animals

13. How to listen to the story, behind the story

14. The Great Divide: Women with kids and Women without kids

15. The alarming differenc between 120 lbs and 121 lbs

16. The tone of your girlfriend's telephone voice when she means: He's in the room, so I can't talk abouth that right now.